1. You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.
Ofglen Quote - Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especiall...
2. Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.
3. Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.
4. The lesbian doppelgänger, when not outright offensive, is often just a really boring creative choice.
5. Look, I’m a lesbian, which means I live and die for context clues.
6. Someone’s pride is inevitably someone else’s shame, however, and everything I love about the US women’s team is everything plenty of others despise about it — in our country and around the world.
7. A lesbian sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're so fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that.
Howard Stern Quote - Lesbians equals ratings.
8. Lesbians equals ratings.
9. Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.
10. There are no games. It’s true what they say about lesbians: you meet and then the next day you move in together.
11. This year’s Pride Month comes 50 years after the Stonewall Inn uprising in New York City, a touchstone moment that helped define the course of the LGBTQ movement.
12. Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
13. I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
14. As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
15. The Loch Ness monster stays hidden within her own Loch for presumably similar reasons. In an attempt to escape the male gaze, she makes herself unavailable for all but the grainiest of photographs.
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1. You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.
Ofglen Quote - Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especiall...
2. Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.
3. Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.
4. The lesbian doppelgänger, when not outright offensive, is often just a really boring creative choice.
5. Look, I’m a lesbian, which means I live and die for context clues.
6. Someone’s pride is inevitably someone else’s shame, however, and everything I love about the US women’s team is everything plenty of others despise about it — in our country and around the world.
7. A lesbian sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're so fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that.
Howard Stern Quote - Lesbians equals ratings.
8. Lesbians equals ratings.
9. Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.
10. There are no games. It’s true what they say about lesbians: you meet and then the next day you move in together.
11. This year’s Pride Month comes 50 years after the Stonewall Inn uprising in New York City, a touchstone moment that helped define the course of the LGBTQ movement.
12. Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
13. I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
14. As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
15. The Loch Ness monster stays hidden within her own Loch for presumably similar reasons. In an attempt to escape the male gaze, she makes herself unavailable for all but the grainiest of photographs.
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1. You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.
Ofglen Quote - Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especiall...
2. Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.
3. Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.
4. The lesbian doppelgänger, when not outright offensive, is often just a really boring creative choice.
5. Look, I’m a lesbian, which means I live and die for context clues.
6. Someone’s pride is inevitably someone else’s shame, however, and everything I love about the US women’s team is everything plenty of others despise about it — in our country and around the world.
7. A lesbian sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're so fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that.
Howard Stern Quote - Lesbians equals ratings.
8. Lesbians equals ratings.
9. Shane inspired me to leave my boyfriend.
10. There are no games. It’s true what they say about lesbians: you meet and then the next day you move in together.
11. This year’s Pride Month comes 50 years after the Stonewall Inn uprising in New York City, a touchstone moment that helped define the course of the LGBTQ movement.
12. Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
13. I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
14. As soon as that sweet little spring breeze makes its way through the static city sky and the air begins to smell like FLOWERS instead of SHIT — I’m totally and completely screwed.
15. The Loch Ness monster stays hidden within her own Loch for presumably similar reasons. In an attempt to escape the male gaze, she makes herself unavailable for all but the grainiest of photographs.
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