James Keziah Delaney Quote - All of those that I gather are damned. It...
1. All of those that I gather are damned. It’s just part of a company policy of mine.
2. Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of... conflicting emotions.
3. Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.
4. Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.
5. Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear. Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
6. Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.
7. Media: Wouldn't you like an upgrade? A brand new, lemon-scented you? Wednesday: Oh I'm a fine me. I just keep getting better every year.
8. What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together we can stop this shit
Tyrion Lannister Quote - You love your children. It’s your one redee...
9. You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth!

Ash: Yeah...
10. Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.
11. Jamie: I need a whisky. Claire: You've had enough. You need liquids. Water or broth. Jamie: Whisky's a liquid, no? Claire: No.
Billy Joel Quote - My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the...
12. My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the other cheek.' Someone hits you, you hit ’em right back.
13. We have both cheeks red and blue because we've turned the cheek so many times.
Mad Sweeney Quote - Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No...
14. Mad Sweeney: You a rapist? Stranger: No. Mad Sweeney: Murderer? Stranger: Not recently.
15. Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
16. Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.
17. Shadow: Best thing, only good thing about being in prison is the relief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything today hasn't already managed. Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to let it sink in, and then you're riding the cart on the way to do your dance on nothing. This country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals. Shadow: No gallows humor. Low Key: Yeah. Funniest fucking shit in the world.
18. Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are? Assistant: Look surprised. Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
19. Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.
20. Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.
21. Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!
22. Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.
23. Nothing is as changeable as a young man's heart. Take hope--and warning--from that.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you...
24. Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?
25. Sebastian: To see you smile is to feel the sun, your grace. Mary: Do you flirt with everyone? Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.
Captain Flint Quote - Gates: I hope you know what you're doing...
26. Gates: I hope you know what you're doing. Captain Flint: So do I.
27. Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.' Ash: Oh, so you like fishing. Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing! Ash: This ain't about you, dad!
28. Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection. Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?
Dowager Countess Quote - Every woman goes down the aisle with half...
29. Every woman goes down the aisle with half the story hidden.
30. Please don't look at my son's cheekbones.
31. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.
32. Pablo: You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. Ash: You listen to me. Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. Let it choose somebody else now. Me, I'm cutting out! Pablo: You can't outrun evil, Ash! Ash: Watch me!
33. Jamie: You don't look that heavy. If you won't walk, I shall pick you up and throw you over my shoulder! D'ye want me to do that? Claire: No! Jamie: Well then, I guess that means you're coming with me.
34. Cheeki Breeki.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his...
35. I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.
36. Flint: I'm gonna go and see Richard. He can help me recreate the schedule. Gates: Richard Guthrie? Flint: Mm-hmm. Gates: You think he's gonna help you? Flint: Yes. Yes, I do. Gates: Let's just for fun say that he doesn't. What then? Flint: Then I'll forget about the schedule and go back to hunting fat, lazy merchantmen and everyone will be content. Gates: This is one of those times where we pretend that we both don't know that you're lying.
37. A baby!? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine?! Are you kidding me?
38. Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.
39. Be honest. Are you as surprised as I am that I'm the only one here behaving myself?
40. Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'
41. Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.
Mr. Wednesday Quote - Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind....
42. Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind. Wednesday: Well, when will you know for sure?
Kelly Maxwell Quote - Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant...
43. Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?
44. Mr. World: Have we met? Wednesday: Do not talk to him. Do not say a word. Do not tell him anything. Mr. World: You don't have to. I already know you. Shadow: No you don't. Mr. World: You're a person. I know people, everything about all of them. You have a name: Shadow Moon. You have a blood type and a recurring nightmare: B-positive and an orchard of bones. You prefer swiss to cheddar and can't abide the tines of two forks touching. And this is the face you make when you masturbate. The same as your mother, who had 86 sexual partners throughout her life. Everything that happens is recorded and stored and recalled in the Book of Life.
"> James Keziah Delaney Quote - All of those that I gather are damned. It...
1. All of those that I gather are damned. It’s just part of a company policy of mine.
2. Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of... conflicting emotions.
3. Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.
4. Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.
5. Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear. Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
6. Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.
7. Media: Wouldn't you like an upgrade? A brand new, lemon-scented you? Wednesday: Oh I'm a fine me. I just keep getting better every year.
8. What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together we can stop this shit
Tyrion Lannister Quote - You love your children. It’s your one redee...
9. You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth!

Ash: Yeah...
10. Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.
11. Jamie: I need a whisky. Claire: You've had enough. You need liquids. Water or broth. Jamie: Whisky's a liquid, no? Claire: No.
Billy Joel Quote - My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the...
12. My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the other cheek.' Someone hits you, you hit ’em right back.
13. We have both cheeks red and blue because we've turned the cheek so many times.
Mad Sweeney Quote - Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No...
14. Mad Sweeney: You a rapist? Stranger: No. Mad Sweeney: Murderer? Stranger: Not recently.
15. Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
16. Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.
17. Shadow: Best thing, only good thing about being in prison is the relief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything today hasn't already managed. Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to let it sink in, and then you're riding the cart on the way to do your dance on nothing. This country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals. Shadow: No gallows humor. Low Key: Yeah. Funniest fucking shit in the world.
18. Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are? Assistant: Look surprised. Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
19. Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.
20. Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.
21. Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!
22. Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.
23. Nothing is as changeable as a young man's heart. Take hope--and warning--from that.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you...
24. Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?
25. Sebastian: To see you smile is to feel the sun, your grace. Mary: Do you flirt with everyone? Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.
Captain Flint Quote - Gates: I hope you know what you're doing...
26. Gates: I hope you know what you're doing. Captain Flint: So do I.
27. Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.' Ash: Oh, so you like fishing. Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing! Ash: This ain't about you, dad!
28. Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection. Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?
Dowager Countess Quote - Every woman goes down the aisle with half...
29. Every woman goes down the aisle with half the story hidden.
30. Please don't look at my son's cheekbones.
31. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.
32. Pablo: You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. Ash: You listen to me. Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. Let it choose somebody else now. Me, I'm cutting out! Pablo: You can't outrun evil, Ash! Ash: Watch me!
33. Jamie: You don't look that heavy. If you won't walk, I shall pick you up and throw you over my shoulder! D'ye want me to do that? Claire: No! Jamie: Well then, I guess that means you're coming with me.
34. Cheeki Breeki.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his...
35. I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.
36. Flint: I'm gonna go and see Richard. He can help me recreate the schedule. Gates: Richard Guthrie? Flint: Mm-hmm. Gates: You think he's gonna help you? Flint: Yes. Yes, I do. Gates: Let's just for fun say that he doesn't. What then? Flint: Then I'll forget about the schedule and go back to hunting fat, lazy merchantmen and everyone will be content. Gates: This is one of those times where we pretend that we both don't know that you're lying.
37. A baby!? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine?! Are you kidding me?
38. Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.
39. Be honest. Are you as surprised as I am that I'm the only one here behaving myself?
40. Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'
41. Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.
Mr. Wednesday Quote - Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind....
42. Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind. Wednesday: Well, when will you know for sure?
Kelly Maxwell Quote - Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant...
43. Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?
44. Mr. World: Have we met? Wednesday: Do not talk to him. Do not say a word. Do not tell him anything. Mr. World: You don't have to. I already know you. Shadow: No you don't. Mr. World: You're a person. I know people, everything about all of them. You have a name: Shadow Moon. You have a blood type and a recurring nightmare: B-positive and an orchard of bones. You prefer swiss to cheddar and can't abide the tines of two forks touching. And this is the face you make when you masturbate. The same as your mother, who had 86 sexual partners throughout her life. Everything that happens is recorded and stored and recalled in the Book of Life.
" /> James Keziah Delaney Quote - All of those that I gather are damned. It...
1. All of those that I gather are damned. It’s just part of a company policy of mine.
2. Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of... conflicting emotions.
3. Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.
4. Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.
5. Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear. Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
6. Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.
7. Media: Wouldn't you like an upgrade? A brand new, lemon-scented you? Wednesday: Oh I'm a fine me. I just keep getting better every year.
8. What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together we can stop this shit
Tyrion Lannister Quote - You love your children. It’s your one redee...
9. You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth!

Ash: Yeah...
10. Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.
11. Jamie: I need a whisky. Claire: You've had enough. You need liquids. Water or broth. Jamie: Whisky's a liquid, no? Claire: No.
Billy Joel Quote - My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the...
12. My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the other cheek.' Someone hits you, you hit ’em right back.
13. We have both cheeks red and blue because we've turned the cheek so many times.
Mad Sweeney Quote - Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No...
14. Mad Sweeney: You a rapist? Stranger: No. Mad Sweeney: Murderer? Stranger: Not recently.
15. Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
16. Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.
17. Shadow: Best thing, only good thing about being in prison is the relief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything today hasn't already managed. Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to let it sink in, and then you're riding the cart on the way to do your dance on nothing. This country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals. Shadow: No gallows humor. Low Key: Yeah. Funniest fucking shit in the world.
18. Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are? Assistant: Look surprised. Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
19. Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.
20. Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.
21. Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!
22. Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.
23. Nothing is as changeable as a young man's heart. Take hope--and warning--from that.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you...
24. Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?
25. Sebastian: To see you smile is to feel the sun, your grace. Mary: Do you flirt with everyone? Sebastian: Absolutely everyone.
Captain Flint Quote - Gates: I hope you know what you're doing...
26. Gates: I hope you know what you're doing. Captain Flint: So do I.
27. Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.' Ash: Oh, so you like fishing. Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing! Ash: This ain't about you, dad!
28. Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection. Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?
Dowager Countess Quote - Every woman goes down the aisle with half...
29. Every woman goes down the aisle with half the story hidden.
30. Please don't look at my son's cheekbones.
31. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.
32. Pablo: You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. Ash: You listen to me. Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. Let it choose somebody else now. Me, I'm cutting out! Pablo: You can't outrun evil, Ash! Ash: Watch me!
33. Jamie: You don't look that heavy. If you won't walk, I shall pick you up and throw you over my shoulder! D'ye want me to do that? Claire: No! Jamie: Well then, I guess that means you're coming with me.
34. Cheeki Breeki.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams Quote - I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his...
35. I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.
36. Flint: I'm gonna go and see Richard. He can help me recreate the schedule. Gates: Richard Guthrie? Flint: Mm-hmm. Gates: You think he's gonna help you? Flint: Yes. Yes, I do. Gates: Let's just for fun say that he doesn't. What then? Flint: Then I'll forget about the schedule and go back to hunting fat, lazy merchantmen and everyone will be content. Gates: This is one of those times where we pretend that we both don't know that you're lying.
37. A baby!? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine?! Are you kidding me?
38. Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.
39. Be honest. Are you as surprised as I am that I'm the only one here behaving myself?
40. Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'
41. Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.
Mr. Wednesday Quote - Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind....
42. Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind. Wednesday: Well, when will you know for sure?
Kelly Maxwell Quote - Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant...
43. Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?
44. Mr. World: Have we met? Wednesday: Do not talk to him. Do not say a word. Do not tell him anything. Mr. World: You don't have to. I already know you. Shadow: No you don't. Mr. World: You're a person. I know people, everything about all of them. You have a name: Shadow Moon. You have a blood type and a recurring nightmare: B-positive and an orchard of bones. You prefer swiss to cheddar and can't abide the tines of two forks touching. And this is the face you make when you masturbate. The same as your mother, who had 86 sexual partners throughout her life. Everything that happens is recorded and stored and recalled in the Book of Life.
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