1. If God is everywhere always...he’s spending a lot of time hanging out in strip joints. Filthy bastard!
Rafael Solano Quote - Rafael: No, I really think we've met...
2. Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.
3. Let’s take a New York Strip. First of all, it’s got to come out of the fridge about 15-20 minutes before you cook it. Get it up to room temperature, then very carefully take your pulse [on your wrist]. The touchback—that texture is exactly how it should feel when medium-rare. Get the pan piping hot and don’t put any oil into it until that pan is smoking. Liberally season the meat, rub it with oil, and put that into the pan. Don’t oil the pan; just the marinated steak. Two and a half minutes each side, take it out and let it rest. And don’t cut it until it’s just started to cool down.
4. [to Lester Marlow] Thank God, I'm glad I weren't on fire—I would've burned to death before you got one button undone.
5. If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
6. I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I lasted a full two and a half seconds I’d be lying. I don’t even know if I moved it once. I just exploded.
7. Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.
8. I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood's flowing. I'm less susceptible to impulse. I'm in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I'll never do it. What you want is instant results when you're out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you're in shape, you know it's the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren't just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I'd love to eat this hamburger right now, I'm considering a little further into the future. I'm thinking, I eat that hamburger and that's 1,200 calories, and I'm gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I'm actually making progress.
9. Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.
Peter Griffin Quote - Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers...
10. Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!
11. It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.
12. It’s a great lesson in respect and courtesy, they say, with one clear rule: Don’t be an asshole to strippers.
13. What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke.
14. You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Sofia Barrett-Ibarria Quote - Both inside and outside the club, being a...
15. Both inside and outside the club, being a stripper can be taxing for anyone regardless of their sexual preferences.
16. Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine. Sam: She was a stripper? Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.
17. People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.
18. I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home early and I had to grab my shit and jump over the fence….And that was pretty much it. But I did OK. I made a couple of hundred bucks.
19. Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'! Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi! Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'
Manny Santos Quote - Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it...
20. Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.
21. There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.
22. You have to pretend you're really enjoying yourself, all of the time, and generate all of this positive energy.
Ron Swanson Quote - Strippers do nothing for me…but I will...
23. Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
Sutton Quote - Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip...
24. Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip club, who cares?
25. Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
26. Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!
Chloe Hall Quote - There's something so grossly satisf...
27. There's something so grossly satisfying about using a pore strip. Looking at all the gunk from your skin almost feels therapeutic.
28. J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.
29. That's right, people—Mandy's working the pole. I think we all saw this day coming.
30. Queer babes and sex workers LOVE astrology.
31. Wife: I got rid of the pole because I didn’t think it was sending the right message.
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1. If God is everywhere always...he’s spending a lot of time hanging out in strip joints. Filthy bastard!
Rafael Solano Quote - Rafael: No, I really think we've met...
2. Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.
3. Let’s take a New York Strip. First of all, it’s got to come out of the fridge about 15-20 minutes before you cook it. Get it up to room temperature, then very carefully take your pulse [on your wrist]. The touchback—that texture is exactly how it should feel when medium-rare. Get the pan piping hot and don’t put any oil into it until that pan is smoking. Liberally season the meat, rub it with oil, and put that into the pan. Don’t oil the pan; just the marinated steak. Two and a half minutes each side, take it out and let it rest. And don’t cut it until it’s just started to cool down.
4. [to Lester Marlow] Thank God, I'm glad I weren't on fire—I would've burned to death before you got one button undone.
5. If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
6. I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I lasted a full two and a half seconds I’d be lying. I don’t even know if I moved it once. I just exploded.
7. Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.
8. I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood's flowing. I'm less susceptible to impulse. I'm in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I'll never do it. What you want is instant results when you're out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you're in shape, you know it's the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren't just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I'd love to eat this hamburger right now, I'm considering a little further into the future. I'm thinking, I eat that hamburger and that's 1,200 calories, and I'm gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I'm actually making progress.
9. Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.
Peter Griffin Quote - Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers...
10. Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!
11. It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.
12. It’s a great lesson in respect and courtesy, they say, with one clear rule: Don’t be an asshole to strippers.
13. What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke.
14. You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Sofia Barrett-Ibarria Quote - Both inside and outside the club, being a...
15. Both inside and outside the club, being a stripper can be taxing for anyone regardless of their sexual preferences.
16. Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine. Sam: She was a stripper? Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.
17. People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.
18. I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home early and I had to grab my shit and jump over the fence….And that was pretty much it. But I did OK. I made a couple of hundred bucks.
19. Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'! Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi! Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'
Manny Santos Quote - Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it...
20. Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.
21. There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.
22. You have to pretend you're really enjoying yourself, all of the time, and generate all of this positive energy.
Ron Swanson Quote - Strippers do nothing for me…but I will...
23. Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
Sutton Quote - Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip...
24. Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip club, who cares?
25. Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
26. Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!
Chloe Hall Quote - There's something so grossly satisf...
27. There's something so grossly satisfying about using a pore strip. Looking at all the gunk from your skin almost feels therapeutic.
28. J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.
29. That's right, people—Mandy's working the pole. I think we all saw this day coming.
30. Queer babes and sex workers LOVE astrology.
31. Wife: I got rid of the pole because I didn’t think it was sending the right message.
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1. If God is everywhere always...he’s spending a lot of time hanging out in strip joints. Filthy bastard!
Rafael Solano Quote - Rafael: No, I really think we've met...
2. Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.
3. Let’s take a New York Strip. First of all, it’s got to come out of the fridge about 15-20 minutes before you cook it. Get it up to room temperature, then very carefully take your pulse [on your wrist]. The touchback—that texture is exactly how it should feel when medium-rare. Get the pan piping hot and don’t put any oil into it until that pan is smoking. Liberally season the meat, rub it with oil, and put that into the pan. Don’t oil the pan; just the marinated steak. Two and a half minutes each side, take it out and let it rest. And don’t cut it until it’s just started to cool down.
4. [to Lester Marlow] Thank God, I'm glad I weren't on fire—I would've burned to death before you got one button undone.
5. If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
6. I get into bed with her. She’s totally naked, and she’s got one of these stripper asses that is rock hard. It looks like a cartoon in Playboy. I was getting ready to do her doggy-style. And there’s her ass up in the air that’s just perfection, as is the rest of her. I get my dick in. And if I say I lasted a full two and a half seconds I’d be lying. I don’t even know if I moved it once. I just exploded.
7. Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.
8. I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood's flowing. I'm less susceptible to impulse. I'm in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I'll never do it. What you want is instant results when you're out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you're in shape, you know it's the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren't just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I'd love to eat this hamburger right now, I'm considering a little further into the future. I'm thinking, I eat that hamburger and that's 1,200 calories, and I'm gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I'm actually making progress.
9. Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.
Peter Griffin Quote - Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers...
10. Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!
11. It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.
12. It’s a great lesson in respect and courtesy, they say, with one clear rule: Don’t be an asshole to strippers.
13. What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke.
14. You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Sofia Barrett-Ibarria Quote - Both inside and outside the club, being a...
15. Both inside and outside the club, being a stripper can be taxing for anyone regardless of their sexual preferences.
16. Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine. Sam: She was a stripper? Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.
17. People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.
18. I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home early and I had to grab my shit and jump over the fence….And that was pretty much it. But I did OK. I made a couple of hundred bucks.
19. Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'! Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi! Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'
Manny Santos Quote - Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it...
20. Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.
21. There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.
22. You have to pretend you're really enjoying yourself, all of the time, and generate all of this positive energy.
Ron Swanson Quote - Strippers do nothing for me…but I will...
23. Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
Sutton Quote - Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip...
24. Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip club, who cares?
25. Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
26. Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!
Chloe Hall Quote - There's something so grossly satisf...
27. There's something so grossly satisfying about using a pore strip. Looking at all the gunk from your skin almost feels therapeutic.
28. J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.
29. That's right, people—Mandy's working the pole. I think we all saw this day coming.
30. Queer babes and sex workers LOVE astrology.
31. Wife: I got rid of the pole because I didn’t think it was sending the right message.
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