Bettie Page Quote - I love to swim in the nude and roam around...
1. I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird!
2. You know the best thing about a pool, Pope? You don't have to take a shower.
3. Always bring a swimsuit no matter where in the world you are going.
Unknown Quote - I'm happiest when floating in the sea...
4. I'm happiest when floating in the sea.
Blake Henderson Quote - You can't go for a swim in jeans!
5. You can't go for a swim in jeans!
6. The poor dope—he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
7. Before I could drive. I used to be a swimmer. I swam competitively as a kid. I had to go to Tucson for a swim meet, and my parents couldn’t go, so I had to jump on with another kid’s parents. And basically, about 30 minutes into the drive from Tucson to Phoenix—which at that time, there was only an empty two-lane highway—I had to pee. And I was too embarrassed to ask. I wasn’t the self-confident Chester that you see now. I was the very low-self-esteem Chester who’s probably, like, 11 years old, who was afraid of everything. And I didn’t want to have to say, ‘Can we pull over?’ Because if I remember, the parents were kind of cranky, and they were kind of pissed that they had to take me home, and I got thrust upon them. So about 30 minutes into the drive I had to pee. Ten minutes later, I really had to pee. Twenty minutes later, I was sweating. Eventually I just peed my pants. I just peed all over the back of the car. And I never said anything. Except ‘thank you’ as I got out of the car. The moral of the story is: Just tell them to pull over. Don’t carry around the ‘I peed in the back of someone’s car and didn’t tell them’ for the rest of your life.
8. Submerged, the idle chatter of the monkey mind recedes. Each stroke, each lap is like a metronome, lulling me into a calm state of presence. When my swim is complete, I have an inescapable feeling of gratitude, with a light dusting of accomplishment.
Pink Floyd Quote - We're just two lost souls. Swimming...
9. We're just two lost souls. Swimming in a fish bowl.
Dina Alexander & Bobby Budnick Quote - Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go...
10. Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go swim in the lake? Budnick: Because fish fart in it!
"> Bettie Page Quote - I love to swim in the nude and roam around...
1. I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird!
2. You know the best thing about a pool, Pope? You don't have to take a shower.
3. Always bring a swimsuit no matter where in the world you are going.
Unknown Quote - I'm happiest when floating in the sea...
4. I'm happiest when floating in the sea.
Blake Henderson Quote - You can't go for a swim in jeans!
5. You can't go for a swim in jeans!
6. The poor dope—he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
7. Before I could drive. I used to be a swimmer. I swam competitively as a kid. I had to go to Tucson for a swim meet, and my parents couldn’t go, so I had to jump on with another kid’s parents. And basically, about 30 minutes into the drive from Tucson to Phoenix—which at that time, there was only an empty two-lane highway—I had to pee. And I was too embarrassed to ask. I wasn’t the self-confident Chester that you see now. I was the very low-self-esteem Chester who’s probably, like, 11 years old, who was afraid of everything. And I didn’t want to have to say, ‘Can we pull over?’ Because if I remember, the parents were kind of cranky, and they were kind of pissed that they had to take me home, and I got thrust upon them. So about 30 minutes into the drive I had to pee. Ten minutes later, I really had to pee. Twenty minutes later, I was sweating. Eventually I just peed my pants. I just peed all over the back of the car. And I never said anything. Except ‘thank you’ as I got out of the car. The moral of the story is: Just tell them to pull over. Don’t carry around the ‘I peed in the back of someone’s car and didn’t tell them’ for the rest of your life.
8. Submerged, the idle chatter of the monkey mind recedes. Each stroke, each lap is like a metronome, lulling me into a calm state of presence. When my swim is complete, I have an inescapable feeling of gratitude, with a light dusting of accomplishment.
Pink Floyd Quote - We're just two lost souls. Swimming...
9. We're just two lost souls. Swimming in a fish bowl.
Dina Alexander & Bobby Budnick Quote - Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go...
10. Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go swim in the lake? Budnick: Because fish fart in it!
" /> Bettie Page Quote - I love to swim in the nude and roam around...
1. I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird!
2. You know the best thing about a pool, Pope? You don't have to take a shower.
3. Always bring a swimsuit no matter where in the world you are going.
Unknown Quote - I'm happiest when floating in the sea...
4. I'm happiest when floating in the sea.
Blake Henderson Quote - You can't go for a swim in jeans!
5. You can't go for a swim in jeans!
6. The poor dope—he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
7. Before I could drive. I used to be a swimmer. I swam competitively as a kid. I had to go to Tucson for a swim meet, and my parents couldn’t go, so I had to jump on with another kid’s parents. And basically, about 30 minutes into the drive from Tucson to Phoenix—which at that time, there was only an empty two-lane highway—I had to pee. And I was too embarrassed to ask. I wasn’t the self-confident Chester that you see now. I was the very low-self-esteem Chester who’s probably, like, 11 years old, who was afraid of everything. And I didn’t want to have to say, ‘Can we pull over?’ Because if I remember, the parents were kind of cranky, and they were kind of pissed that they had to take me home, and I got thrust upon them. So about 30 minutes into the drive I had to pee. Ten minutes later, I really had to pee. Twenty minutes later, I was sweating. Eventually I just peed my pants. I just peed all over the back of the car. And I never said anything. Except ‘thank you’ as I got out of the car. The moral of the story is: Just tell them to pull over. Don’t carry around the ‘I peed in the back of someone’s car and didn’t tell them’ for the rest of your life.
8. Submerged, the idle chatter of the monkey mind recedes. Each stroke, each lap is like a metronome, lulling me into a calm state of presence. When my swim is complete, I have an inescapable feeling of gratitude, with a light dusting of accomplishment.
Pink Floyd Quote - We're just two lost souls. Swimming...
9. We're just two lost souls. Swimming in a fish bowl.
Dina Alexander & Bobby Budnick Quote - Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go...
10. Dina: Budnick, why can't you just go swim in the lake? Budnick: Because fish fart in it!
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