Gnostic28 Quote - Why couldn't the pirate finish learning...
1. Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet? He got lost at sea.
2. What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.
3. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
4. Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrup... ARRRRRRR!
5. It's a, a puffy shirt. Well, yeah, it—it's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.
Jerry Seinfeld Quote - But I don't want to be a pirate!
6. But I don't want to be a pirate!
woodceilingfan Quote - What's a pirates worst fear on a blind...
7. What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.
8. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.’ The pirate says, ‘Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.’
9. My family was all murdered in a big pirate raid.
10. If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.
11. When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters. For that's the only way his god-fearing, tax-paying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one. When I say there's a war coming, I don't mean with the Scarborough, I don't mean with King George or England. Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.
12. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady 
Seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile
 You'll marry a music man
 Ballerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my hand
Mick Rory / Heat Wave Quote - A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow...
13. A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow, they only live for the moment.
14. All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak out the back?
TheOutcazst Quote - What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate...
15. What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most? P, it makes them irate!
16. Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
17. Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.
18. Let's beach this bitch.
19. You steal cargo at the end of a sword. We sell that cargo to markets that will never have you. When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead. But what you are not ever is a sound investment.
"> Gnostic28 Quote - Why couldn't the pirate finish learning...
1. Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet? He got lost at sea.
2. What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.
3. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
4. Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrup... ARRRRRRR!
5. It's a, a puffy shirt. Well, yeah, it—it's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.
Jerry Seinfeld Quote - But I don't want to be a pirate!
6. But I don't want to be a pirate!
woodceilingfan Quote - What's a pirates worst fear on a blind...
7. What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.
8. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.’ The pirate says, ‘Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.’
9. My family was all murdered in a big pirate raid.
10. If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.
11. When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters. For that's the only way his god-fearing, tax-paying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one. When I say there's a war coming, I don't mean with the Scarborough, I don't mean with King George or England. Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.
12. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady 
Seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile
 You'll marry a music man
 Ballerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my hand
Mick Rory / Heat Wave Quote - A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow...
13. A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow, they only live for the moment.
14. All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak out the back?
TheOutcazst Quote - What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate...
15. What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most? P, it makes them irate!
16. Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
17. Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.
18. Let's beach this bitch.
19. You steal cargo at the end of a sword. We sell that cargo to markets that will never have you. When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead. But what you are not ever is a sound investment.
" /> Gnostic28 Quote - Why couldn't the pirate finish learning...
1. Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet? He got lost at sea.
2. What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.
3. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
4. Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrup... ARRRRRRR!
5. It's a, a puffy shirt. Well, yeah, it—it's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.
Jerry Seinfeld Quote - But I don't want to be a pirate!
6. But I don't want to be a pirate!
woodceilingfan Quote - What's a pirates worst fear on a blind...
7. What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.
8. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.’ The pirate says, ‘Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.’
9. My family was all murdered in a big pirate raid.
10. If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.
11. When the king brands us pirates, he doesn't mean to make us adversaries. He doesn't mean to make us criminals. He means to make us monsters. For that's the only way his god-fearing, tax-paying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one. When I say there's a war coming, I don't mean with the Scarborough, I don't mean with King George or England. Civilization is coming. And it means to exterminate us.
12. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady 
Seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile
 You'll marry a music man
 Ballerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my hand
Mick Rory / Heat Wave Quote - A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow...
13. A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow, they only live for the moment.
14. All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak out the back?
TheOutcazst Quote - What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate...
15. What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most? P, it makes them irate!
16. Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
17. Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.
18. Let's beach this bitch.
19. You steal cargo at the end of a sword. We sell that cargo to markets that will never have you. When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead. But what you are not ever is a sound investment.
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