“Bank Manager: People make mistakes.
Fleabag: That's why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.
Bank Manager: Is that a joke?
Fleabag: I don't know.”
Tagged: Mistakes Anti-Jokes
“I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful.”
Tagged: Love better deeply
“The only thing harder than having to tell your super high-powered, perfect, anorexic, rich super sister that you've run out of money is having to ask her to bail you out.”
Tagged: rich Money Bail Perfect sister
“Don't get drunk and shit in your sink again.”
Tagged: Drunk accident sink
“Tits don't get you anywhere these days. Trust me.”
Tagged: trust me Experience
“I have two degrees, a husband, and a Burberry coat.”
Tagged: husband Degrees educated Accomplished Burberry
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”
Tagged: Vagina Provocative sexual
“Claire: Won't you get cold?
Fleabag: No, I got really hairy nipples.”
Tagged: cold Hairy Body & Soul
“I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.”
Tagged: Alone lonley Feelings
“I have a horrible feeling that I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can't even call herself a feminist.”
Tagged: Horrible Feeling Feminist Perverted Selfish Self-Loathing
“It's a sad day. Sad, sad day. I'll get the champagne.”
Tagged: Sad champagne Ironic
“Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't.”
Tagged: Women Being a woman periods Women vs. Men Womanhood
“I haven't farted in about three years.”
Tagged: Fart years
“My sister is uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her.”
“I just want to cry. All the time.”
Tagged: cry Tears Sob