“I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.”

Tagged: Beer Football poker likes

“I've got my own people, and we'll show you up for the amateurs that you are.”

Tagged: amateurs Shown Up upset Mad

“It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.”

Tagged: Dinner Orgy Sassy

“Poetry is truth, and great poetry is raw, and real, and messy, and glorious, and ugly.”

Tagged: Poetry Poets Truth Words Raw Glorious ugly Deep

“Love women. Can't get enough of the ladies.”

Tagged: Love Women Ladies romance

“I'll never understand the point of you.”

Tagged: point Understand Sassy

“Protestants hate ABBA.”

Tagged: ABBA Protestant Hate Dislike

“I don't like to feel tied down, you know?”

Tagged: Tied Down Feeling Free

“Old people are arseholes.”

Tagged: Old People butt mean

“Ok, girls, who wants to do drugs?”

Tagged: Drugs Questions Girls

“You're not a tongue person, are you?”

Tagged: tongue Person Question

“Earrings like that don't deserve to be buried alive. It's a sin.”

Tagged: earrings Buried alive Sin

“Well, if he really likes you, it won't matter what you wear.”

Tagged: likes Crush outfit Appearance

“There's just nothing that doesn't suit me.”

Tagged: Suit Confidence

“Sometimes in order to do the right thing, you have to do the wrong thing.”

Tagged: Right Wrong Lessons