“[from the unrated version] Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas. Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up! Ricky Bobby: I—I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately. Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up on somebody's finger! That's a problem! Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.”

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