“I haven't farted in about three years.”

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“Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.”
“Is there a little gas baby in there? Do you want to give birth to a little gas baby?”
“What have I been living for all these years?”
“I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.”
“It will take years, not just a couple of months, of education to change their thinking.”
“Remember that time in science class when I tried to sneak out a fart but it came out a poop? And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you guys that?”

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