8 Best Breast Implants Quotes
Published on 2020-06-29 21:07:30 Category：Best Quotes
1. There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
2. Why do blondes love boob jobs? It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.
3. Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.
4. Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat? Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.
5. What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A faux-pair.
6. I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.
7. You know your body more than anyone else does.
8. Wife: ‘Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?’ Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’ Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’ Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’