1. Rey: Where am I? Kylo Ren: You're my guest. Rey: Where are the others? Kylo Ren: Do you mean the murderers, traitors and thieves you call friends? You'll be relieved to hear I have no idea. [pause] You still want to kill me. Rey: That happens when you're being hunted b
1. Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.Jerry Langford: Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!Rupert PupkinThe King of Comedy2. Gomez is living her best single life, as her friend and former assistant There
1. You know, I broke my first rule with you. Never date a woman whose husband's named The Butcher.Stevie EvansMagic City2. I’ve received hundreds of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing: ‘Take mine, please.’Unknown30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Becaus
1. Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it.Mike: [to Gloria] We're living in the Watergate Hotel here.Michael StivicAll in the Family2. My mother, who has long since passed away, had not control over me. I was like a wild and destructive animal. My fat
1. Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.Donald CoopermanGoliath2. You want to know how big of a pig your man is? He’s however big of a pig you give him permission to be. Every man has unlimited ‘pig-tential.’Tom SeguraTOM SEGURA: DISGRACEFUL (2018) - Full transcript3. Dr. Jack Ho
1. You were either in or you were out brother. You either believed or you didn't, man.Hulk HoganWWF Wrestlemania V - Hulk Hogan Interview2. Bar man, 6 pints of bitter the world's about to end.Ford PrefectThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy3. In books I have traveled, not only to othe
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1. [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.Captain O'HaganSuper Troopers2. Shug: More than anything God love admiration.Celie: You saying God is vain?Shug: No, not vain, just wanting to share a good thing. I think it pisses God off
1. Something is always concealed. For no manifestation reveals everything, and interpretation, no matter how carefully formulated, can never be total in its verbal formulation.Walter OngLanguage as Hermeneutic: A Primer on the Word and Digitization2. You and I both know, the dark doesn’t make the b
1. It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!Hans Christian AndersenThe Ugly Duckling2. Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?Kathryn: She suspe
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1. You think you’re saving her. All you’re doing is killing usThomas CarterBlindspot2. Holden Ford: So you're saying you don't think this, us interviewing these killers, is crazy?Wendy Carr: Just the opposite. I mean, crazy in the way that anyone with a truly new idea is crazy. But no.
1. Madeleine Swann: Is this really what you want? Living in the shadows? Hunting, being hunted? Always alone?James Bond: I don't stop to think about it.James BondSpectre2. As he crossed the entry hall, he had the feeling that the house was swallowing him alive.Richard MathesonHell House3. How
1. Roger, I think I've found a way off this island! Is there such a thing as a time crab?Stan SmithAmerican Dad!2. Unfortunately, oppression does not automatically produce only meaningful struggle. It has the ability to call into being a wide range of responses between partial acceptance and vi
1. Good flirting is fundamentally empathetic. It's about building desire and it's often pretty subtle. It's paying such deep attention to another person's emotions and body language that you create more intimacy with them. It's a two-way, playful, fun exchange that makes eve